Does that mean that the Bore-Spore Alex Riley is the first lady? Well, just saying, that if he's under a "personal services contract" unless he suddenly shows up with a certificate in Butler School Charm, it sounds more like a ...well you get where my filthy mind sits.
So that was the main event this past Monday on RAW. Sort of.
It was suppose to be Randy Orton vs Wade Barrett. Which it was, much to the shock and horror of Barrett who thought he'd won by default after his crew, the Nexus had given Orton the five minute beat down. But Orton hobbled to the ring on his now injured right knee and still managed to slap the hair gel out of Jughead Jones... er Wade Barrett to keep the title. Then Miz came down to cash in his Money in the Bank case for a shot, pinning Orton and becoming the new champ.
Speaking of Barrett, seriously dude the hair. Fix the hair cause you're a fairly hansom slab of maleness, it's the only thing holding you back from the photo ops.
So, with Miz now in the drivers seat of RAW, what does this mean?
Will Miz be able to hold on to the belt if Barrett, who clearly is the latest flavour of the month, decides to pick on him? Could this open up a nice secondary feud between Miz's tag partner the Bore-Spore Alex Riley and say either Husky Harris or Michel McGillicuty, who was against him in NXT season two, given that both Harris/McGillicuty are Nexus now and the Bore-Spore is Miz's unofficial tag partner? OR could the Bore-Spore turn on Miz and go for the belt himself?
We could see a decent feud between Miz and Sheamus for a few weeks. I just can not seem to get into the idea at all of a solid Miz/Orton feud. Lest not at this point in time.
Does this mean we will continue to be tortured by the very annoying high pitched wail of asskissing that Michel Cole does over the Miz? Maybe the new RAW announcer CM Punk will do the rest of us a favour and rip Cole's vocal cords out though his nose with a fork.
I feel sorry for Punk having to sit there with those two boobs every week.
Speaking of photo ops, after Sheamus had won his King of the Ring qualifying match and was hanging off the ropes on the apron and the camera zoomed up to see the smirk on his face, I was thinking that would make a great magazine cover.
Even though the Smackdown choices have not qualified yet, my money is on Sheamus for King of the Ring next week. Which is a 3 hour show.
